What is it about women's cosmetics? What is all the buzz about the latest and greatest skin products all about?
Here's what I am talking about. I was in the IFC Mall in Central, Hong Kong the other day and was walking past one of those really expensive looking boutique shops in the main section of the mall which indicated that the products will also be very expensive.
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think I saw a new wonder product advertised for women's skin that included things like peat moss, squashed up toad's legs, bats semen, typical garden compost, all mixed together with a wonderful fragrance added so that the ladies don't actually smell like they've been sleeping comatose under a rubbish bin for the past week.
Apparently, the ladies plaster this stuff all over their face and it is supposed to make them look years younger and much better. Now, that might be the case for certain women out there, but I'm sure it doesn't have any effect on some of the others. This new wonder product was advertised as the better than sliced bread, newer than new, better than best, the never to be bettered again skin revolution product. Apparently, women will never, ever need to use any other skin product ever again.
Now, I'm not arguing the claim of the advertiser, nor am I doubting that trowling this stuff all over a person's face might actually make them look better, but what I am a questioning is, whatever happened to last year's new (at the time) wonder skin beauty product for ladies? If I'm not mistaken, over the past years I have seen similar advertisements all the time, but for different products. So, how come this latest beauty product that I saw emblazoned across advertising banners in the IFC Mall last Saturday is the best one yet? I thought the best one was last year's one, or the year before is one, or the year before that's.
Maybe I'm just a dumb Australian male who knows nothing about women's beauty products. Thank God.
Until next time, this is Tales of Asia saying " don't forget to wipe".