Pondering......................

Recently I have been doing some pondering. Questions have been coming up in my mind such as:

Where is the centre of the universe?

Where exactly is the edge of the universe?

Where are you if you take one extra step past the edge of that universe?

If a star falls from the heavens, where does it fall to?

Astronomers and scientists say that if you could explore every inch of the sky there would be a star in every part of the sky. Okay then, if there are so many stars in the sky, how come we have night-time?

Do aliens have arseholes?

Serious questions really.......